Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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