Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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