Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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