Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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