I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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