And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
is that a dick in a sweater?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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