Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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