Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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