Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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