I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I just want to make out with him forever
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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