I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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