So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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