Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
tell me about the fingering
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