she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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