I think my vagina is haunted
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
