More tranny stories later!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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