yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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