Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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