doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
