I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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