His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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