STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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