I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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