the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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