What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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