I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
