Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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