he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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