it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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