yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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