Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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