I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
it glows. i had to have it.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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