and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Randomize
