16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
birth control should be required to get into college
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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