I bet he comes in French.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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