I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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