i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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