Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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