i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize