spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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