i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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