I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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