Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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