where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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