I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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