you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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