Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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