is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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