Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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