its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
party gras won. party gras always wins.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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