Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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