Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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