dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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