Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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