We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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