Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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