so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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